Please.....

So now that I'm unemployed I'm looking at the paper every day, I'm logging into my monster, career builder and yahoo hot jobs, I'm looking an applying to anything that might be something I can do on craigslist and I haven't even received a phone call! I filed for my unemployment on Monday and it said that it would take 3-4 weeks and thats if theres no problems. And I'm really getting sick of my living situation but its not like I can go anywhere right at this moment. I'm just really frustrated and wanted to get some kind of good news.

I'm sooo hot right now!!

I understand that my company is letting me go...thats fine. But what I don't get is that they are advertising for another position? WTF! I have been here for 5 yrs, not really making a lot of money but it pays the bills and some other luxuries, but seriously? Grrrrrr

I knew it

Well AF just came....with all of her glory! Guess we'll try for next month. At least shes coming more regular now.

Damn

I found out yesterday that I'm being let go. :( Really stinks because I thought I would some how get past the recession, but I guess I'm part of that boat now. At least I have 2 weeks to find something, but I hope I find something.

Too funny not to share!

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

1.Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do : more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

6. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

7. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

8. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

9. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

10. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

11. Rinse conditioner off hair.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

14. Get out of shower.

15. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom.

3. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

4. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

5. Get in the shower.

6. Wash your face.

7. Wash your armpits.

8. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

9. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

10. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

12. Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off - Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

19. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

20. Throw wet towel on her pillow.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,there is something SO very wrong with you.:-)Have a great day!(Oh, and... woo-woo!!!)

hmmm

Well last weekend was good....got to see my step daughter. That was fun. Had AF and then we did the BD and now im back to having the brownish CM. This is so frustrating. I just want to know WHY! Is it him? Is it me? It's probably me, but ugh...I just wanna know when I can be done with this so that I can start tracking my O!